Yes, we all know Joe Vitale is the crypt keeper of the Missing Secret, The Secret to Attracting Money, and the Secret to getting clear on weight loss, and all kinds of other missing secrets that allow him to lease Rolls Royces.
What's missing in his Vitale Vault ($40 a month, btw) is the Secret to Attracting Salty Droid. And the Secret to looking awful on ABC News, and the Secret to not having your brown-nosing work on Dan Harris.
Maybe he can't connect with Pat O'Bryan, because Pat also apparently has the keys to the kingdom, too.
Yes, this is how the Law of Attraction really works, kiddies. You set your intentions, you get clear on what you really want, and you get someone who gets everything he wants sell you over-priced awful clearing products that screw with your unconscious mind.
So, if you're looking to attract the attention of a group of people who find your products, marketing, and general persona distasteful (to say the least), drop some cash on the Vitale programs. They really work!
For those of you who have missed me, aww, thanks. I've missed me, too. I have quite a few unfinished blog posts that aren't even timely anymore. Best thing is to watch VitaleWatch on twitter. Somehow hacking together 140 characters is more suited to my time constraints.
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I'm glad you're back to blogging, BBF! And yes, I've been following you on Twitter as well as following your remarks on other blogs. I guess it's only fitting that since JV and PO have often gotten pickled together, they're now getting Salted as well.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteHi! Is it OK to post a linkage request?
ReplyDeleteThere are a couple more like-minded blogs I'd like you to attract to this one:
Spirituality Is No Excuse (this is Yakaru's blog!)
http://spiritualityisnoexcuse.wordpress.com
Jimmy Blue's blog:
http://terribletruth-beautifullie.blogspot.com/
... a very well-written, cogent and underrated anti-NewWage-blog.
Thanks!
--Frances (occasional dipper-of-toes in this neck of the woods)